Any idiot can face a crisis; It takes day-to-day living that wears you out.

Remember the good old days when we didn't know who was having plastic surgery, and didn't want to know? The self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel" and reality-show train wreck Janice Dickinson had herself a tummy-tuck and "mini neck-lift" on Monday in Los Angeles, reports US Weekly. I mean, admitting to a little Botox like Linda Evangelista did is one thing. Being so desperate for attention that you can't keep your plastic surgeries a private matter? Tacky. Personally, I'd rather just be under the delusion that it's possible to have the neck of a 14-year-old and nary a wrinkle in sight at age 52 than hear the brutal truth. Yuck.