Friday, September 28, 2007
very FUNNY vid i have found!! CONFIRM U LAUGH TILL MAD!!
Monday, September 24, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Hold me close and don’t let go;I'm so scared to be alone.
I've been by myself for too long,And always had to be strong.
Now I only want to rest;And lay my head on your chest.
Hold me close and don’t let go;These wars I fight no one knows.
Now whisper how you love me,Say it tender and softly.
I am weary and soon will sleep,But with you no longer will I weep.
So hold me close and don't let go,For I never want to be alone.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Monday, September 10, 2007
Can u belived i just sleep for 6hrs for the whole day?? hehe.. i sleep from 8pm to 2pm.. After waking up.. i cant sleep anymore le.. so i startled to use computer to play game..
play until 11am+.. sleep awhile more.. wake up at 1.30pm to get really to go out le..
meet shilin at toa payoh.. hehe.. i was late like 1hrs.. lol.. i bet she is angry.. must blame the bus la.. so slow.. -.="
After meeting her.. i went to cine.. to meet daddyJon..
He brought along his two friends.. didn't really talked to them.. cant really communicated.. lol..
We went for a dinner and DaddyJon decided to treat me for movie.. (Smile^.^)
After watching the movie.. we went to shopped.. well.. didn't really shop.. just walk around.. after his friends had left.. daddy and i went to lan shop to play..
-really hate to be lonely sometimes-
-hope u can be by my side-
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Funny Jokes
Afriad Of The Dark
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?" "Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said. The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark." The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you." The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?" "Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said. The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"
farting problem
once there was a guy who had a tendency to fart every 5 mintues.he was already in his mid thirties and he'd hope to find the women of his lifehowever due to his farting problem,this resulted in a series of unsuccessful dates.one day his friend told himfriend: hey! i got you a really good friend of mine this time! she is pretty, smart! everything a guy can wish for! you better sort out your problem before you lose her. these kinda girls dnt come around very often.him: but how am i supposed to prevent myself from farting if i have to?!?!friend: hmmm, how bout you put something to block it?him: like?friend: hmmm try a cork.so he took a cork on that day and put it into his ass hole, to prevent the gas from coming out.on that day of the date, everything was going smoothly during the date.the girl had not noticed he had a farting problem, and even he forgot about hi problem.both of them were waiting for their desserts when he said he needed to use the rest room.the guy went to the rest room, and placed his cork at the top of the, right side of the toilet as he was doing his business, a police men walked into the next cubicle, and places his whistle on the next to the mans cork.not noticing there are two odjects at the top of the toilet.the man places the whistle at his hole and goes out to wash his hands, meet the girl, and has dessert.suddenly, the man lets out gas.and the whistle at his arse goes: PWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!the policemen, immediately responses and runs outhe take out his whistle [ the cork]and puts it at his lips.
once there was a guy who had a tendency to fart every 5 mintues.he was already in his mid thirties and he'd hope to find the women of his lifehowever due to his farting problem,this resulted in a series of unsuccessful dates.one day his friend told himfriend: hey! i got you a really good friend of mine this time! she is pretty, smart! everything a guy can wish for! you better sort out your problem before you lose her. these kinda girls dnt come around very often.him: but how am i supposed to prevent myself from farting if i have to?!?!friend: hmmm, how bout you put something to block it?him: like?friend: hmmm try a cork.so he took a cork on that day and put it into his ass hole, to prevent the gas from coming out.on that day of the date, everything was going smoothly during the date.the girl had not noticed he had a farting problem, and even he forgot about hi problem.both of them were waiting for their desserts when he said he needed to use the rest room.the guy went to the rest room, and placed his cork at the top of the, right side of the toilet as he was doing his business, a police men walked into the next cubicle, and places his whistle on the next to the mans cork.not noticing there are two odjects at the top of the toilet.the man places the whistle at his hole and goes out to wash his hands, meet the girl, and has dessert.suddenly, the man lets out gas.and the whistle at his arse goes: PWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!the policemen, immediately responses and runs outhe take out his whistle [ the cork]and puts it at his lips.
Brown Balls
The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop 'em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!". The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?" "Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....." "No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?" "Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!" The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day. "What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every day, and me with 17 kids to chase after! Seventeen kids to wash, feed, clothe, get to school, tidy after, and you want clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I haven't even got time to wipe my arse!" "Ah" he said, "And that's another thing I wanted to talk to you about..."
The father of 17 kids goes to the doc's with a rash on his belly. "All right" says the Doc, "drop 'em and let's have a look." Having been confronted with the evidence the Doc exclaims "Yes, you've got a bad rash there, but my word, what brown balls you've got. They're truly remarkable!". The patient is a bit embarrassed and says "Look Doc, what about the rash?" "Oh that's easy," said the Doc, "Here's some cream to rub on. By the way, those brown balls are amazing, my I ask....." "No," said the patient, "You can't. Now, is that all Doc?" "Well, " said the Doctor, " You could stop the rash coming back with a bit better hygiene. Tell your wife you need clean underpants every day. And those really are the brownest balls I've ever seen!" The guy goes home and tells his wife that the Doctor says he needs clean underpants every day. "What?" she yells, "Clean underpants every day, and me with 17 kids to chase after! Seventeen kids to wash, feed, clothe, get to school, tidy after, and you want clean underpants every day? You must be bloody joking, I haven't even got time to wipe my arse!" "Ah" he said, "And that's another thing I wanted to talk to you about..."
Sexual obsession
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings.First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex".Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex.Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe thhat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
A man goes to a psychiatrist, and tells him "Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex."The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing him various drawings.First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify it. The man immediately says "sex".Next the doctor draws a circle, which the man again identifies as sex.Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle, which of course the patient identifies as "sex". The doctor puts the drawings away and says to the patient, "Yes, I do believe thhat you have an obsession with sex." To which the man replies, "I'm not the one with the obsession! YOU'RE the one drawing all the dirty pictures!"
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Do couple last long?? i really donno.. sometime i really feel lonely.. ): and some time i feel that having a steady by ur side is really troublesome.. haiz..
it pours on my lifethis freezing rain soaks through melonely, not aloneNo matter how much we may feel as if it's just all not worth it - no matter how lonely and afraid we may feel, we are never alone.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Monday, September 3, 2007
Today is MU day
playing mu so fun !!!
hahahahaha!!
Today never study !!
actually wanna go out de.. but too lazy.. so stay home play mu!!
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